Posted by: smashbot226 | January 18, 2012

Blowing the lid on smashbotgate two

Feel free to cue up this music while reading:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVbkz_3lO3c

The collective effects of  faggotry on a coastal settlement

Yes, a post so terrible, Mendez killed himself

On January 18th, 2012, I created the worst bunker post known to man.  A post made throughout the course of an hour said to be so awful, Sakurai himself has considered adding it into Super Smash Brothers 4 as an extra.  Some people have collectively agreed that it is the worst bunker post of Make Your Move 11 and possibly of all time.  It is the reason Chief Mendez left and will never return and why there is no cure for cancer.  Just today I’ve received death threats from people across the globe, including famed cinema directors Uwe Boll and Joel Schumacher.  Needless to say, I cooked up an apology that is definitely not from an apology generator site whatsoever.

A Sincere Apology

Make Your Move,
I’m truly sorry for shitting out the Top 50. I had no idea it would appall and disgust you so deeply. I really feel like shitting my pants. I know you’ve always wanted complete control over leadership, and if you could find it in your heart to forgive me, I’ll do anything I can to help you realize your dream.

Humbly yours,
smashbot226

If you can find it in your heart to forgive this moveset that inspired Hitler to carry out the Final Solution just to prevent anyone else like me from making another equally terrible one, then you, sir or madame, are a saint.  But don’t take my word for it; here are some other facts about the destructive effects of Battleheart.

MYMXI Top 50 is the number one leading cause in animal abuse

The bunker post is the reason why Plorf has sex with horses

SmashDaddy was so preoccupied with the shittiness of this horrifying post, he forgot to count PC’s votes, leading into one of the largest shitstorms in MYM history.

Upon further inspection, Rool commented that not even he liked the post, and proceeded to carve a paper mache mask depicting his own face during the process of reading the post.  He died shortly after, only to be replaced by PPL.

This has been a public service announcement from the Make Your Move Union.

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Responses

  1. If something wasn’t funny the first time, it’s not going to be any funnier the second time.

  2. (d)

  3. Well he’s right.

    Seriously though let’s quit the Bunker spam here. It really is kind of obnoxious to just put up a bad joke as an article.

  4. Funny, there’s an undeleted part about (that one terrible set) in there. (chew)

  5. The first one wasn’t funny so much as clever. I guess this one is too, if you squint.

  6. You and you’re self satire Rool.

    • I am indeed self satire!

    • #jokedrum


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